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Gordon Tinklesbury Once More

Everynight I wake up because my wife snores and she doesn’t believe me what should I do?

Thank you, Phillip

Ah now this is a frequent question I get asked, no ones wants to be the silly old snorer in the corner but its impossible to get some shut eye when lying next to a grizzly. Always try the hug and roll technique, once moved she’ll purr like a kitten. Otherwise earplugs? Or a sleep therapist might be more appropriate here. 

Thanks, 

Gordon

Lockdown is boring! Any fun activity suggestions? Or Board games? 

Thanks, Jen

Ah lockdown. Yes it has grown old. There’s only so many new skills or projects you can give up on. So many long showers you can take in a day. As I always say, you gotta get creative with it. I’ve secretly been changing up the “sweetener” I add to my partners morning coffee every now and again. Makes for some very interesting stories at the dinner table at the end of the day! 

Cheers,

Gordy T