Gordon Tinklesbury is here

What can I do about my rash?

Thanks, Pete

Well Pete.. Depends where it is.. To be honest I don’t even want to think about it. Go see or ask a doctor or a medical professional. Or your mum! Not one for me.

Thanks Gord.

My boyfriend forgot my birthday, what should I do Gordon?

Oh dear, that man isn’t treating you right. I’d never forget you, you’d be the first thing on my mind everyday. But alas you can’t hold me down, don’t worry you’re not the only one. Sorry, I digress. I’m not a fan of the tit for tats and snide sneaky comments - just tell him, he’ll probable get you an even better present due to the guilt. But no need to hold a grudge.

Hope this helps

Gordon x

I want to get a dog but my girlfriend doesn’t, how cam I convince her?

Ah the pet question. You’re at that stage in the relationship where you want get get a pet and it gets tricky. Is it make or break? If not, you just get one - don’t have to share them! I’m sure she’ll fall in love with the lil thang soon enough. Otherwise a nice trip to the dog park, sneak some treats in her pockets and just wait - she’ll love all the filthy mongrels!

Or get a cat, I prefer cats.

Gordon Tinklesbury x