I tried to do the Dua Lipa hair style, but it’s gone seriously wrong! What should I do?

Rose, 24

Got hair problems, yeah tell me a real problem sis’ ! Who isn’t sporting a below par trims in lock- down, just own it. Go all in, get some wacky ‘lights, F your S up girl. Grow a ‘tashe as well, get some chops going. Monobrow, face tat, the possibilities are endless.

Ain’t nobody gonna be looking at your shlid when you're sporting a surrealist portrait of Sue Barker on your cheek.

Cheers again, G.

I want to buy my boyfriend a birthday present but I’m low on cash - any suggestions on what I should make him?

Rach, 22

Easy Gordistas! Seems like someones been splashing the queens noggins lately. Throwing the dough. Don’t worry I got you, I haven’t spent a penny on my partners birthday in years. It’s the one day a year the veet comes out but that’s me, gotta get your own thing. Steal a puppy or something, I don’t know. Got my own s**t to sort out. Can solve everyone’s problems, jheeze!